Even though your bible clearly says it's wrong to eat shellfish, Mom, I support your right to follow your heart. I know you love to eat shellfish. I remember watching you scooping out those poor little oysters, smothering them with sauce, sticking them on crackers and moaning in ecstacy. Not my thing, to be honest. As a vegetarian, I found it a little gross. But hey, I'm very open-minded. Live and let live, I say. Do what you want, as long as you're not hurting anyone. I love you and I want you to be happy. Something tells me God loves you and wants you to be happy, too. My religion is love.
Even though your bible clearly says it's an abomination (Leviticus 11:12 says "Whatever has no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination to you."), I fully support your right to eat shellfish. Some day, I also hope you'll support my right to same-sex marriage. I'd appreciate it.
Love,
Sharon
P.S. In fact, I hope you'll dance at my wedding once I meet & marry Ms. Right.
Love,
Sharon
P.S. In fact, I hope you'll dance at my wedding once I meet & marry Ms. Right.
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